This blog is a fabricated story inspired by the current knowledge of MND.
Today, we wake to news that Mr Motor Neuron (one of the brightest stars in Hollywood) has been killed. A very specialised actor, he was well known for his lightning fast reactions and action-packed roles, often playing characters that had very important messages to deliver.
The alarm was first raised at 2am, when Neuron was found dead in the kitchen of his house by the cleaner, Miss Phagocyte. Dr Riluzole was called and attempted CPR, but nothing could be done to revive him. Early speculation is that he may have been poisoned with a highly toxic protein substance. Neuron’s bodyguards (hired from the prestigious company MicroGlia) have also gone missing, leading many to believe that they too have been murdered.
Ms Glial, who was Neuron’s PA since his career started, was thought to be at the property last night. However, despite being seen after 2am this morning, she is currently nowhere to be found and is being actively sought for questioning by the police.
Possible witnesses are currently being sought; it’s believed that his neighbour, Mr Calcyclin, was walking his P.75 breed of dog and may have vital information which he is giving to police at the Chaperone police station.
Rumours had been circulating that Mr O2 (Neuron’s agent) had put a lot of pressure on Neuron to complete the filming for his latest movie, and that the resulting stress may have contributed to his murder.
Some of Neuron’s family members are considered dangerous, especially his nephews C9orf72 and ATXN2 who are both members of the notorious ‘repeat expansion’ gang. He also has family connections to the FUS, SOD and TDP cartels (whose recent changes to the lucrative jean manufacturing industry had caused friction in the exclusive ‘Cellular Hills’ community).
Despite Neuron’s many film successes in recent years, one passer-by we spoke to earlier commented that Neuron’s home had been in decay for some time. He described plaster falling from the walls, cracked windows and an overgrown garden. However, the responsibility for this decay is disputed by the owners of the management company, hired to look after the estate, Mrs Ciga Rette, Mr Electro Field and Mr Pesti Cide. They point to other estates they manage showing no signs of decay and no one being murdered. They are currently unavailable for further comment.
Thousands more police (from many countries) are being drafted in to help with the investigation (operational code name: International Symposium on ALS/MND), which has become an international collaboration in an effort to find the murderers. One division of investigators is called the Project MinE task force, currently looking into the months preceding Neuron’s death.
A reconstruction of events will be filmed this afternoon and shown tonight on Crime LA. It will feature the award winning ‘iPSC’ theatre group re-enacting the hours before the tragic murder, in the hope that it will bring new information to light.
Despite a number of theories and mounting evidence, it remains unclear who killed Motor Neuron and how.
Sarah Thompson (author)
Sarah is part of the MND Association’s Research Development team. In her role as a Research Co-ordinator, she oversees applications and sample use from the UK MND Collections. She also looks after the abstract submissions for the International Symposium on ALS/MND.